The MMBM: Week 4- The Dallas Cowboys will win the Super Bowl

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The NFL is the best sport in America by far, but that dosent mean that its all milk and honey folks. Last night was just a terrible terrible thing for the league as Tony Romo failed to completeley melt down like we were all expecting and hoping him to. Instead The Cowboys went out there with confidents and loaded a tacocannon worth of points and defence against the New Orleans Saints. Romo was picking a part the Saints so easily in Dallas last night I spent most of the second half looking for a nother QB standing on the grassy knoll out there. For all of us who tuned in to see a epic collapse this was a tremendous dissappointment and as a member of the establishment media I must take some responsibility for that: I told you all that the Cowboys were going to be really bad this year and I set our standards for there dissappointment too low. So let me go on record here and recalibrate your expectations:

Im going to be the first to say it folks,, the Dallas Cowboys are the odds-on favorite to win the Superbowl. Anything less then a world championship will be a udder failure for these Cowpokes. Thats right, its superbowl or bust in the Big D and fans across Cowboy nation are guarenteeing that its their year. Tony Romo is poised to take the title as the best QB in the entire NFL- hes calling his shothere and we're all excited to watch him follow through on it. Should the Cowboys taste winters cold defeat come playoff time, it would be the worst most dissappointing thing to ever happen in Texas since the state learned how to organize a committee to determine what goes into textbooks.

The Cowboys have such a talented roster and highpowered, effeciently run offensive strategy, that theres literally no excuse for them to not easily win homefield advantage and dispatch the Seahawks, Falcons, and I dont know lets just say the Lions for a cackwalk over Denver in Glendale come February. Tony Romos playing MISTAKE FREE FOOTBALL and hes not going to revert back to his old ways,, if he did, well then that would be a disaster the likes of which the NFL has never ever seen.